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Just a mates hours aft Vice President JD Vance announced that marathon bid talks pinch Iran produced nary agreement, Saturday Night Live opened pinch Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson) and Pete Hegseth (Colin Jost) reveling successful their failure.
After speaking by compartment telephone from nan Oval Office pinch Tiger Woods and First Lady Melania Trump, nan president contacts Hegseth, who asked, “Is it existent what I heard? Are you really negotiating pinch these herdbs?”
Trump replied, “You cognize what? Don’t interest astir nan negotiations. I conscionable heard they’re going really, really bad. I sent successful my concealed weapon, JD Vance. After those Iranians spent 20 hours to JD, they said, ‘Please sir, conscionable spell backmost to bombing us.”
“Very bully sir,” Hegseth responded. “Even proceeding astir personification getting bombed conscionable made maine difficult arsenic hell.”
“That’s great, that’s great. I’m rigged arsenic well,” Trump replied.
More to come.
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