Smokin' Hot Charley Hull suffers a brutal quadruple bogey, USA Today gasbags & Angel Reese is back at it!

'Nightcaps' is simply a regular file that catches you up connected nan biggest sports, news and civilization stories you whitethorn person missed while pretending to do activity astatine your desk. It runs Monday–Friday connected OutKick.com.

Over nan hump and safely done to nan different broadside of nan week. We're 8 days distant from August. Down present successful Florida, that intends we're astir a week distant from nan real start of hurricane season.

Technically, it started connected June 1. But america Sunshine State vets cognize nan existent play goes from astir Aug. 1 done October. The Tropics aftermath up erstwhile nan almanac turns to August. They really aftermath up astir Labor Day.

Once successful a while, they'll enactment dormant until a fewer weeks earlier Halloween. Those are nan absolute worst.

Anyway, it's been a quiet summertime frankincense far. Always is. But location are storms coming. This is why we GRIND.

Let's roll.

Charley Hull of England smokes arsenic she waits connected nan 18th spread during Day 3 of nan HSBC Women's World Championship 2025 astatine Sentosa Golf Club connected March 1, 2025, successful Singapore. (Getty Images)

Welcome to a Thursday Nightcaps — nan 1 wherever Smokin' Hot LPGA golfer Charley Hull suffered 1 of nan astir sadistic quadruple bogeys I've ever seen during this morning's Scottish Open.

I'd quit.

What else? I've sewage a Red Sox imaginable hitting a vessel and past slapping nan catcher, USA Today's Nancy Armour being an absolute lunatic, nan Big Js harassing Sophie Cunningham, and tin I liking anyone successful immoderate Angel Reese bikini pics earlier nan All-Star break?

Didn't deliberation so! Too bad.

Grab you immoderate vanilla crystal pick for National Vanilla Ice Cream Day, and settee successful for a Thursday 'Cap!

I'm picking up aft my 2nd spot here

First of each — really awesome is my state? Goodness, I will ne'er leave. The astir innovative authorities successful America, by a mile. Can't judge I hadn't thought of that!

Secondly ... I did my Mount Rushmore of Ice Cream Flavors past week, truthful nary request to rehash for Vanilla Ice Cream Day. I will say, successful nan pantheon of nan "Big Three" crystal pick flavors (strawberry, vanilla and chocolate), vanilla is easy — easy — No. 1.

Nobody's ever said, "I don't for illustration vanilla crystal cream." It mightiness beryllium boring, but it gets nan occupation done successful immoderate situation. It's not going to triumph immoderate awards, but it's ever going to beryllium successful nan mix.

And that's your crystal pick Ted Talk for nan day. You're welcome!

Now, let's get this people started pinch golfer Charley Hull — celebrated for ripping cigarettes connected nan people — grinding done nan worst quadruple bogey I've ever seen successful nan UK today:

Maybe my Red Sox should telephone up this animal

Lordy. The activity connected nan first putt is conscionable absurd. That greenish should beryllium illegal. And past nan 3 grounded chips. Just a sadistic hole, and immoderate sadistic conditions.

Hell of a quadruple bogey prevention from Charley, though. I would've already been successful nan adjacent tee container getting fresh to rip 1 to nan moon. Good for her.

Charley Hull of England reacts arsenic she prepares to play a changeable connected nan 3rd spread during Round 1 of nan Amundi Evian Championship astatine Evian Resort Golf Club connected July 10, 2025, successful Evian-les-Bains, France. (Getty Images)

Speaking of hitting things to nan satellite and being frustrated, let's cheque successful connected Boston's No. 3 prospect, Justin Gonzales, who belted a location tally to Virginia past night, and past promptly ignited a brawl after rubbing them all.

What a scene!

Nancy, Angel & nan Big Js!

There is SO overmuch going connected there, I don't moreover cognize wherever to begin.

For starters ... what a telephone by those insignificant convention announcers! I was fresh to tally done a ceramic wall. Electric.

But really astir nan slap from Gonzales? Not a punch. A slap. So degrading. So humiliating. He's specified a ample quality (6-5, 260), it's almost intolerable not to get successful his way.

Finally, Look astatine nan umpire. He attempts to guidelines successful nan mediate of nan two, but quickly retreats. He couldn't wantonness vessel accelerated enough. He was outta there.

That's what we telephone a "business decision," folks. I don't blasted him. Fight aliases flight, and he wasn't gonna triumph that fight.

Justin Gonzales #35 of nan Boston Red Sox bats during a outpouring training crippled against nan Tampa Bay Rays astatine JetBlue Park astatine Fenway South connected March 7, 2026, successful Fort Myers, Fla. (Getty Images)

Let's get Justin Gonzales to Fenway this weekend and commencement a caller winning streak! Trade deadline beryllium damned. We already person our ace successful nan spread down successful South Carolina.

OK, let's rapid-fire this Thursday people into a large Thursday night. First up? The WNBA is an absolute embarrassment, Part 1:

That's an existent paragraph from insufferable USA Today columnist Nancy Armour's latest drivel, successful which she asserts that Clark’s reactions to missed calls put "Black" and "queer" WNBA players "in danger," fundamentally blaming her for alleged racist messages sent by group she doesn’t cognize and hasn't publically condemned.

What a lunatic. What a nutbag. Here's my 1 Nancy Armour story. If you've been successful this people for a while now, you've astir apt already heard it, truthful consciousness free to skip to nan adjacent chapter.

At my erstwhile occupation astatine nan Daytona Beach News-Journal, I someway became nan sports editor for astir a year. Incredible, right?

Anyway, I was successful complaint of putting together what would look successful our newspaper conception nan adjacent time (newspapers!), and this was during nan atrocious COVID era erstwhile vaccines were a immense topic.

Nancy spent weeks obsessing complete each nan "anti-vax" athletes, and would occasionally constitute thing dumb astir them. One day, she took purpose astatine Aaron Rodgers (of course), and it appeared successful our adjacent day's paper.

I was truthful irritated and exhausted by her (as was our 80-year-old readership), that I told nan page designer that I didn't want 1 much Nancy Armour successful my section. Not 1 azygous byline.

Our readers, naturally, were thrilled. Believe me, I heard from them. It lasted astir a week until nan higher-ups astatine USA Today caught upwind of it and asked maine astir it. I told them really insufferable she was, and past they hemmed and hawed and yet said I couldn't prohibition her.

That's really insane they are complete there. That, by nan way, is why I ended up astatine OutKick astir 5 months later.

Best determination of my life.

OK, communicative clip is OVER! Next? The WNBA is an absolute embarrassment, Part II:

Just perceive to those weirdos. They are FURIOUS pinch Sophie Cunningham. They can't judge personification situation speak retired against nan machine.

"I said what I said. It's communal sense."

Lordy, they are fuming correct now. It's nan best. Sophie is nan best. God bless her.

OK, that's it for today. Good work, everyone. Let's extremity our time by checking successful pinch Angel Reese posting thirst traps to societal media moreover though she erstwhile famously complained astir group "sexualizing" her.

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