Football Daily | Existential angst stalks the Premier League but does it mean anything?

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TOO MUCH PERSPECTIVE

Another nighttime successful Bigger Cup and nan hopes and dreams of different 2 teams from The Best League In The World™ were brought to an extremity successful varying degrees of ignominy. Of nan six teams that precocious to this season’s Round of Arsenal, only 2 (including Arsenal) made it into nan quarter-finals. This authorities of affairs has prompted each mode of existential angst for type Premier League cheerleaders. Never mind nan truth that Barcelona are simply overmuch amended than Newcastle, aliases that Spurs person been complete bobbins for nan champion portion of 3 seasons, nan media needs a narrative. Thus, nan wide exodus of English top-flight clubs from nan past 16 must mean something. And truthful it has travel to walk that an service of chin-stroking statto types who successful erstwhile cycles person mused that nan likes of Paris Saint-Germain couldn’t hack it successful Bigger Cup because their home convention isn’t competitory enough, person now decided nan logic truthful galore Premier League sides deed nan bricks is because nan English apical formation is conscionable too darned competitive.

While Newcastle much than held their ain against Barça for nan opening 3 halves of their tie, their latest Bigger Cup run came disastrously unstuck successful nan fourth. Having grounded to capitalise connected an uncharacteristically diabolical Barcelona capacity astatine St James’ Park, Eddie Howe’s squad came from down doubly astatine Camp Nou earlier conceding a punishment connected nan changeable of half-time. At that point, nan wheels didn’t truthful overmuch travel disconnected arsenic spontaneously liquefy, regroup T-2000-style into a sentient puddle and message a Get Well Soon paper to nan chassis from a formation successful Ibiza. “Our capacity dropped – that was very clear,” parped Howe successful his postmortem of a 7-2 humiliation. “The first 4 goals you can’t concede. To concede 2 from regularisation set-plays, from 1 free-kick and 1 corner, I can’t beryllium impressed.” With their mackem mates from Sunderland owed successful Toon connected Sunday, Howe and his players will person small clip to dwell connected this bruising conclusion if they are debar extending their winless tally successful Wear-Tyne convention derbies to an inglorious 11 games.

With a monolithic six-pointer against Nottingham Forest looming astatine nan weekend, Tottenham besides exited Bigger Cup, albeit pinch their players having yet notched up their first triumph nether Igor Tudor astatine nan sixth clip of asking. While it would beryllium thing of an exaggeration to opportunity they went retired of Bigger Cup pinch their heads held high, they astatine slightest saw disconnected mostly uninterested guidance without shipping 3 goals and a goalkeeper wrong nan opening 17 minutes. Small steps, etc and truthful on. “Now, each crippled is simply a last for us,” said Xavi Simons, who put successful 1 of his amended performances successful a Spurs garment to thief his broadside exit nan title pinch a modicum of dignity. “Not only Sunday, but it starts connected Sunday and we person to support this momentum.”

Following past Sunday’s disappointing tie against Spurs, Simons’ compatriot Arne Slot will besides beryllium hoping his squad tin build connected nan momentum of nan absolute hiding they dished retired to Galatasaray astatine Anfield connected Wednesday nighttime to thief put speculation astir his early to bed. Liverpool scored four, missed a penalty, had 2 goals disallowed and missed respective glorious chances successful a lucifer Hugo Ekitiké said they “could person won 10-0”. Any chance Gala had of laying a mitt connected their hosts evaporated erstwhile Victor Osimhen was forced disconnected pinch a fractured arm, while his replacement Noa Lang sliced his thumb unfastened successful a gruesome freak mishap involving an advertizing hoarding. Mercifully, nan Dutchman has since undergone room and been spotted cheerfully posing for a selfie pinch his nurses while laughing disconnected nan incident by declaring “sh1t happens”. It surely does.

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QUOTE OF THE DAY

“You effort to property a player, but nan shot is already pinch personification else. After a while, you’re conscionable moving … You don’t moreover cognize who you’re chasing” – Newcastle’s Joelinton describes nan brain-melting situation of playing successful midfield against a rampant Barcelona.

Newcastle’s Joelinton sits connected nan crushed astatine nan Camp Nou
Joelinton takes a breather. Photograph: Siu Wu/EPA

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